My favourites included:
- his manhood
- his member
- his throbbing lance
- her rose petals
- he pinched her nipples (er, you realise, that's a favourite as in "love to hate", not something I'd like to see on the bedroom menu)
- she moaned softly (I always imagine this followed by a dialogue line: "You forgot to take out the garbage again!")
There were many, many more, but I didn't write them down, for the fear they would stick in my mind and beg to be used.