Thursday, October 25, 2012

7 reasons not to want a vampire boyfriend

It's because I don't get TWILIGHT. I know it's a contemporary classic. Hard as I try, though, I can't understand why anybody would want a vampire boyfriend. They can't keep you warm at night and I don't even want to imagine what it's like to kiss one.

So, here are 7 reasons not to want a vampire boyfriend:
  1. Ashton Kutcher is not a vampire.
  2. Josh Holloway is not a vampire.
  3. Ryan Gosling - not a vampire.
  4. Josh Lucas - not, either.
  5. Wentworth Miller - ditto.

  6. Ashton Kutcher - just have to mention him twice.
  7. And, most importantly, who wants Edward when you can have Jacob?

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